Dear Mr. Hawthorne,
Don't know why I'm wishing you a happy birthday on my blog,
since YOU DON'T BOTHER TO READ IT,
but I thought my LOYAL READERS would like
to see what I made you for your BIRTHDAY BREAKFAST.
I made Eggs Hawthorne.
Toasted English muffin,
slice of grilled Kentucky Legend brown sugar ham,
2 minute 15 second poached egg,
Now, that's a breakfast.