Outside the Visitor Center at
Scotts Bluff National Monument
several locals had tables set up
displaying fossils they had found.
Orthoceras fossil.
Only about 200 million years old.
From Morocco,
I think he said.
I saw this fish fossil and wanted to buy it.
"Oh no," the fossil-finder said,
"that's a bad fish."
Well, I didn't care if it was a bad fish.
I still wanted it.
"I'm from the Outer Banks of North Carolina.
World Class fishing there.
Citation fish.
I can get all the good fish I want.
I want this bad fish."
"Nope, I just couldn't sell it to you,
but I'll call my wife and she'll bring the good fish fossils for you."
"Well, how much is a good fish fossil?"
"$15."
"OK, well I'll give you $10 for a bad fish fossil."
"Hmmm. No can do. Sorry."
While waiting for his wife to show up
with the "good stuff,"
Mr. Hawthorne and I left to go to the summit
of Scotts Bluff.
When we came back down,
wifey still hadn't arrived,
but in the meantime,
a National Park Service Ranger had told Fossil Man
that if he sold anything on NPS grounds,
he'd be arrested.
We were all bemoaning this turn of events,
then Kim, the Fossil Man,
with a sparkle in his eyes,
said, "Well that doesn't mean I can't give you something."
As if to spite the Park Service,
Kim gave me the "bad" fish fossil I wanted.
I got my "bad fish."
Free.
Hee!
Thanks, Kim, of K & K Minerals
in Scottsbluff, NE.
K AND K Minerals
Kim Nielsen
50434 Leisure Lane
Scottsbluff NE 69361
Fossils and Minerals
Daaaummmm, I like that one...way to go!
ReplyDeleteI loved that fossil, WD.
ReplyDeleteJust can't figger out why he didn't want to sell it to me. But, in the end I got it. I'd like to think it's real.
Rosie it is quite real. Kim is one of the finer humans you will ever meet. Spite is not characteristic for him but kindness certainly is.
ReplyDeleteHi, Anony. Kim is a gentleman, indeed. About a year later, I sent him a thank you note with a Jackson in it. Hope he got it.
ReplyDeleteRosie