Morganton, NC. to Asheville, NC.
We arrived in Asheville Thursday afternoon
and settled into the Comfort Inn.
I've been making my reservations
through this Choice Privileges program
and supposedly I pay for 2 nights at select hotels
and they comp me a third night.
Sounds like a plan.
I'll let you know how it works out.
This is all our crap.
I have two camera bags,
1 computer bag,
1 bag of computer and camera connections,
1 bag of crossword puzzles and books,
1 small bag of clothes,
another bag full of maps and brochures,
and another bag full of AAA books
that I go through every night to plan the next day's leg.
Mr. Hawthorne has a few bags also
plus that big ass cooler
which plugs into the cigarette lighter.
I remember when I used to travel light.
And the Comfort Inn graciously offers
the Queen of England's royal carriage
for transporting our stuff.
Here's the view from our fifth floor window.
We've been to Asheville several times now
and we weren't going to Biltmore or the NC Arboretum
again on this trip.
Basically just passing through,
but I did want to check out St. Lawrence's Basilica
Friday morning before heading to Cherokee.
Anyways,
our hotel was right next to one of my favorite restaurants:
The Harbour Inn.
We've been there for lunch every time we've been
to Asheville and it's always good.
I didn't particularly want to go out to supper.
We had yogurt and fruit in the cooler.
But Mr. Hawthorne was drawn to
the Harbor Inn like a moth to a flame.
I pouted a bit and when he pouted
and said he'd just go alone,
I begrudgingly said I'd go with him.
I did not want fried.
I did not want a salad.
My options were limited.
I ended up ordering a salad anyway
and the oyster appetizer.
He ordered the fried oysters.
This is the first time I've seen him
not polish off every oyster on his plate.
He left half of them.
He said they weren't "bad" (as in rotten)
but they weren't favorable to his palate.
He can be so damn diplomatic at time.
Twenty-four hours later,
he had this to say about his oysters:
"Very undesirable oysters," he said.
"Borderline offensive."
I really wasn't thinking.
I know September has an "r" in it,
but it's still too soon for oysters.
My "appetizer" came.
Instead of plump, succulent, oceany oysters
on the half shell
on a bed of shaved ice,
I got six limp, gray, disgusting, warm bivalves
plopped unceremoniously on a plate of iceberg lettuce.
I almost heaved.
I sent the plate back.
I wish I'd taken a picture of them
but I was too overwhelmed to think straight.
Bad food can do that to me.
Their Suicide Chocolate cake
comforted me a bit and
helped to get the bad taste out of my mouth.
Rosie, sweetie, now you find out the seafood the rest of us put up with. You're not at Billie's Seafood anymore. Just remember, when you go through Arkansas, ask for mountain oysters instead....
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