Send Me The Money.

I must be living right. More good fortune awaits me. Must be all those gagtastic emails I've forwarded on to all my sistahchicks. Here's the email I received this morning:

Dear Friend, I'm MR.DERRA DENZ , an accountant in a financial institution here in BURKINA FASO. I have decided to contact you for a fund transfer transaction worth the sum of US$10,500,000.00 into your reliable bank account as the sole NEXT-OF-KIN to the foreign deceased customer of our bank (an International Billionaire French Businessman) who was killed with his entire family by PLANE-CRASH in Central England in the year 2003. Since his death occured, no body have show up as his next of kin for the claim because the account is untraceable. Upon the investigation I carried out from his records, I found out that his foreign business consultant whowould have trace the account died earlier before the deceased. Therefore, this is a confidential and sealed deal. For the success of this transaction, you should apply and act as the only existing NEXT-OF-KIN to the deceased which our bank will replace the deceased account information through proper documentation in position ofyour own account. This transaction is risk-free, it will never harm your good reputation in your society because no one can trace the account, and on the instant of the transfer of the fund into your account, the chapter of this transaction will be closed entirely. Note that in a business of this nature, the bank dont want to know yourdifference between the deceased country, religion or believe because our bank inheritance law is against that. So, it is a preference for us achieve this success without any problem. Please note down that once the fund get transferred into your account, you will take 39% of the total sum for the assistance and role you are going to play in this transaction,(11%) will be used to establish a charity organization in your country with your supervision while the remaining will be for me and my other loyal colleagues here.

I need your urgent response and include your private telephone/mobile numbers for easy communication.Please reply if you can be trusted in this deal.

Thanks, MR.DERRA DENZ

Thanks, Derra. May I call you Derra? But I think I'll pass this time. I really don't think I can be trusted in this deal.

Send Me The Money. And The Galactosamine.

Whoot! I am a WINNER!!!! In my email this morning, I received this from MrsMiguelManolo@libero.it.

This is to bring to your notice that you email ID has won you
One Million United 
States Dollars.
Your email was picked by an
automated system from the web.
Your winning information are:
Ref.no: LSLUK/4034/8161/09; Batch no:15/011/IPD;
Forward your wining information to the below
mentioned agent to file in for your 
claim.
Mr Mike Patero Tel: 0034 634 036 319
Email: archivosecure@aol.es Thanks and 
congratulations once more.
Sandra Kroll (Secretary)

Please, send me the money. But wait. There's more. Another note from atran369@gmail.com:

Hello Rosie

Mrs. Mariana Madimbo recent good health.

I have,

Galactosamine give Mrs. Mariana Madimbo.

How to submit?

Please provide the message.

Life

Foreword:

Life-cycle process in, all types of Transferase enzymes Activity there is fluctuated.

This also explains the Glycoconjugates (Glycoproteins, Proteoglycans, Glycolipids) sugar chains Covalency ity linkage chain combinations way.

At different stages and under different conditions,

have a different Sort, Sequential, Configuration connecting way of combine

So Life-produces in growth development arrive aging.

Gene therapy; Galactosamine pull Cytoplasm”Glycosidic linkages, Attachment, Recognition, Transfer – Potenial” / Resolved with the cytoplasm compartment inter- obstacles.

陳亦志 / A Tran

Please comments thank you

Language contact

My mother tongue is Chinese

ERH-HU Co.,LTD

http://atran.plus.vn/ Mail: atran369@gmail.com

Tel: 84 62 3810768 Fax: 84 62 3810769

Address:

Phuoc Thien Xuan St. Quarter 2, Phu Hai ward, Phan Thiet City, Binh Thuan province, Vietnam

And atran, I'd stick with your mother tongue.

Just saying.

Send Me The Money.

What luck! Another email. My blessings continue to flow freely. Now, I just need to send them that $500,000. Where's my checkbook? My Dear Friend I AM DR JOSEPH KOFI A BRANCH MANAGER WITH THE ICB BANK OF GHANA (ICBG) I AM WRITING YOU THIS LETTER BECAUSE COOL PENNY IS BETTER THAN MILLIONS OF DOLLARS. IT IS BETTER FOR ONE TO LIVE AND DIE A POOR HONEST MAN THAN A RICH DISHONEST ONE,I AND THE CHIEF SECURITY OFFICER (CSO) OF OUR BANK HAVE ARRANGED WITH AN OFFICER IN THE COMPUTER SECTION, ENGINEER JUSTIN TO BRING OUT A THE FUND /INHERITANCE/CONTRACT WE SAW IN YOUR NAMES, TOTAL CONTRACT SUM AMOUNTING TO SEVEN MILLION US DOLLARS. THE REASON WE ACTED THIS WAY, IS THAT, DUE TO THE INFORMATION GATHERED FROM THE BANKS COMPUTER NETWORK SYSTEM, YOU HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR A LONG TIME TO RECEIVE YOUR FUND WITHOUT SUCCESS,I ALSO DISCOVERED THAT YOU HAVE MET ALL THE STATUTORY REQUIREMENTS OF THE ICB BANK GHANA IN RESPECT OF YOUR PAYMENT, YOUR PROBLEM IS COMING FROM THE INTEREST GROUPS. A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE INTERESTED IN YOUR PAYMENT AND THOSE PEOPLE ARE MERELY DOING PAPER WORKS WITH YOU AND THAT EXPLAINS WHY YOU RECEIVE EMAILS AND PHONE CALLS FROM DIFFERENT PEOPLE EVERYDAY. ALSO WE FOUND OUT THAT SOME OF THE OFFICIALS OF THE PARASTATALS THAT EXTORTED A LOT OF MONEY FROM YOU, WITH THE PRETEXT OF HELPING YOU. I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT THIS MAY LAST FOR YEARS YET NOTHING HAPPENS IF, YOU DO NOT GO AWAY WITHTHOSE OFFICERS THAT YOU CALL YOUR PARTNERS, AND FOR SECURITY REASONS, DO NOT TELL ANYONE THAT YOU HAVE YOUR MONEY, UNTIL YOU RECEIVE CASH AT YOUR DOORSTEP. THE MONEY IS IN ONE SECURITY-FUNDPORTFOLIO YESTERDAY WE WENT FOUR COURIER COMPANIES TO MAKE ARRANGEMENTS ON HOW TO SHIP THE FUNDPORTFOLIO BY COURIER TO YOU. DHL, EMS, FEDEX, ISA ALL SAID THAT THEY MUST OPEN THE BOX FOR INSPECTION WITH THE COOPERATION OF THE CUSTOMS BEFORE SHIPMENT THIS IS SOMETHING WE WANT TO AVOID BECAUSE THE BOX WERE PADDED WITH MACHINE,WE TOLD THE COURIER COMPANY THAT THE BOX CONTAINS PHOTOGRAPHIC AND FILM MATERIALS AND WHEN OPEN WILL LOOSE ITS EFICACY. WE DID NOT DECLARE MONEY BECAUSE COURIER DOES NOT CARRY MONEY. TODAY A FRIEND OF MINE WHO IS A DIPLOMAT DISCLOSED TO ME THAT THERE SOME DIPLOMATIC EXPERT THAT ALWAYS LIFT FUNDS FROM ONE COUNTRY TO ANOTHER,IT HAS DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY AND CANNOT BE INSPECTED BY ANY CUSTOMS ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD, I WILL MEET WITH THEM AS SOON AS I GET YOUR PERMITION. THE DIPLOMAT WILL HELP US SO WE DO NOT HAVE ANY PROBLEM, WE HAVE CONCLUDED THAT YOU MUST COMPENSATE US WITH FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVE YOUR MONEY. TO THIS EFFECT, YOU WILL SEND US A PROMISSORY NOTE FOR FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLAR ALONG WITH YOUR MAILING ADDRESS FOR SENDING THE BOX BY DIPLOMATIC,PLEASE I URGE YOU TO MAINTAIN TOPMOST SECRECY TO AVOID PROBLEMS,DO NOT DISCLOSE THIS TRANSACTION TO ANYONE UNTIL YOU HAVE YOUR FUNDPORTFOLIO. I SHALL NEED YOUR DATA FOR EASY COMMUNICATION WITH THE DIPLOMATS 1) YOUR ACTIVE MOBILE NUMBER.... 2)PHYSICAL ADDRESS ........ 3)AGE ........... 4)OCCUPATION AND POSITION ........ ONCE I CONFIRM YOUR READINESS TOWARDS RECEIVING THE DIPLOMAT , WITHIN 24HOURS THE CONSIGNMENT WILL BE IN YOUR COUNTRY AIR PORT FOR CLEARANCE . I WANT TO HELP YOU BECAUSE SOMETHING IN ME IS TELLING ME THAT, YOU ARE AN HONEST PERSON,WE SINCERELY HOPE THAT YOU WILL FULFIL YOUR PROMISE AFTER THE CONCLUSION OF THIS TRANSACTION. WE SHALL THEN HELP YOU TO SHIP THE FINAL PART OF YOUR FUND TO YOU, GOD IS WITH US AS WE WAIT FOR YOUR REPLY THROUGH THIS E-MAIL ADDRESS YOURS FAITHFULLY, DR JOSEPH KOFI.

Send Me The Galactosamine.

Remember this post from Mrs. Mariana Madimbo's heartfelt letter to me? Well, this morning I got a comment on it. Generally I delete these, but I really liked this particular one. Check it out:

1 comments:

GALACTOSAMINE / chất tế bào(Cytoplasm) said...

Hallo Mrs. Mariana Madimbo Greetings. Life Foreword: Life-cycle process in, all types of Transferase enzymes Activity there is fluctuated. This also explains the Glycoconjugate (Glycoproteins, Proteoglycans, Glycolipids) sugar chains Covalency ity linkage chain combinations way. At different stages and under different conditions, have a different Sort, Sequential, Configuration connecting way of combine emergence. So Life produce growth development arrive aging. Gene therapy; Galactosamine pull Cytoplasm”Glycosidic linkage Attachment, Recognition, Transfer – Potenial” / Resolved with the cytoplasm compartment inter- obstacles. 陳亦志 / A Tran Please comments thank you Language contact My mother tongue is Chinese ERH-HU Co.,LTD http://atran.plus.vn/ Mail: atran369@gmail.com Tel: 84 62 3810768 Fax: 84 62 3810769 Address: Phuoc Thien Xuan St. Quarter 2, Phu Hai ward, Phan Thiet City, Binh Thuan province, Vietnam

March 26, 2009 9:03 AM

Mr. Tran, Please send me the galactosamine.

Send Me The Money.

DEAR FRIEND, GREETING IN THE NAME OF OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST. I AM MRS.MARIANA MADIMBO,A WIDOW TO LATE MIKALLE MADIMBO. I AM 50 YEARS OLD,I AM A NEW CHRISTAIN CONVERT, SUFFERING FROM LONG TIME CANCER OF THE BREAST,FROM ALL INDICATION MY CONDITIONS IS REALLY DETERIORATING AND IT IS QUITE OBVIOUS THAT I WON'T LIVE MORE THAN SIX MONTHS,ACCORDING TO MY DOCTORS,THIS IS BECAUSE THE CANCER STAGE HAS GOTTEN TO A VERY BAD STAGE. MY LATE HUSBAND WAS KILLED DURING THE COTE'D IVORE CIVIL WAR, AND DURING THE PERIOD OF OUR MARRIAGE WE COULD'NT PRODUCE ANY CHILD. MY LATE HUSBAND WAS VERY WEALTHY AND AFTER HIS DEATH, I INHERITED ALL HIS BUSINESS AND WEALTH.THE DOCTORS HAS ADVISED ME THAT I MAY NOT LIVE FOR MORE THAN SIX MONTHS;SO I NOW DECIDED TO DEVIDE THE PART OF THIS WEALTH, TO CONTRIBUTE TO THE DEVELOPMENT OF THE CHRIST CHURCHS AROUND THE GLOBE. I SELECTED YOU AFTER VISITING THE INTERNET AND I PRAYED OVER IT.I AM WILLING TO DONATE THE SUM OF $5,000.000.00 U.S DOLLARS,TO THE LESS PRIVILEGED. PLEASE I WANT YOU TO NOTE THAT THIS FUND IS LYING IN AN INTERNATIONAL BANK.I HONESTLY PRAY THAT THIS MONEY,WHEN TRANSFERRED WILL BE USED FOR THE SAID PURPOSE;BECAUSE I HAVE COME TO FIND OUT THAT WEALTH ACQUISITION WITHOUT CHRIST IS VANITY. MAY THE GRACE OF OUR LORD JESUS THE LOVE OF GOD AND THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE HOLY SPRITE BE WITH YOU AND YOUR FAMILY, I AWAIT YOUR URGENT REPLY. YOURS IN CHRIST. MRS.MARIANA MADIMBO. Dear Mrs. Madimbo, Do you know of Mrs. Alaina Diodora? If not, please let me introduce you. May the holy sprite be with you, too. Love, Rosie PS. Send me the money.