I'd bought a whole chicken the other day, cut into pieces,
for 99 cents a pound.
I used half the chicken
for a tamarind chicken dish
and Mr. Hawthorne is hickory smoking the other half
in our new favorite kitchen gadget -
our stove top smoker.
Sunday, April 3, 2011
Mr. Hawthorne Makes Most Excellent Smoked Chicken Salad.
Saturday, April 2, 2011
Rosie Makes Tamarind Chicken.
After squirreling throughout links
from a particular email
my friend Marion sent me,
I ended up at this recipe:
Chicken with Tamarind, Apricots, and Chipotle Sauce
on Pati's Mexican Table.
Thanks, Marion,
for introducing me to Pati.
Rosie, as usual,
will take a perfectly lovely recipe
from a professional, well-seasoned chef
and drag it down to my level,
kicking and screaming all the way -
the recipe, not me.
I do this ...
because I can.
Naturally,
I made "adjustments."
Here's Pati's recipe:
CHICKEN WITH TAMARIND, APRICOTS AND CHIPOTLE SAUCE
Serves 8
INGREDIENTS
1 whole chicken cut into pieces, plus two more pieces of your choice, with skin and bones
1 teaspoon kosher or sea salt, or more to taste
1/2 teaspoon black pepper, freshly ground, or to taste
1/2 cup safflower or corn oil
4 cups water
1/2 pound, about 3/4 cup, dried apricots, roughly chopped
2 tablespoons apricot preserves
3/4 cup tamarind concentrate, can be store bought or homemade (recipe follows) or substitute with 2 tbsp tamarind paste mixed with 1 tbsp sugar and 3/4 cup water
2 tablespoons chipotles in adobo sauce, or more to taste, add chiles if you please
TO PREPARE
Thoroughly rinse chicken pieces with cold water and pat dry. Sprinkle with salt and pepper.
In a deep extended skillet, heat oil over medium heat until it is hot but not smoking. Add chicken pieces in one layer, bring heat to medium-low, and slowly brown the chicken pieces for one hour. Turn them over every once in a while, so they will brown evenly on all sides.
Pour water over the chicken, raise the heat to medium-high, and bring it to a simmer. Incorporate the apricots, apricot preserve, tamarind concentrate, chipotle sauce and salt and stir, and keep it at a medium simmer for 35 to 40 minutes more. You may need to bring down the heat to medium.
The sauce should have thickened considerably as to coat the back of a wooden spoon. Taste for salt and heat and add more salt or chipotle sauce to you liking.
Friday, April 1, 2011
Rosie's Swan Song.

It is with a heavy heart that I write this - my final post.
Due to circumstances beyond my control,
Kitchens Are Monkey Business
will cease to exist.
I thank all my readers for supporting me
over the years.
Your encouragement has sustained me;
however, I cannot continue.
I've decided to subsist off of Hamburger Helper,
white bread, Jello, Kwanzaa Kakes,
pumpkin pie spice, seasoning packets
canned beans, and canned peas for the rest of my life.
There's really not a whole lot to write about that,
so I bid you adieu from my blog.
That said,
that's a heck of a lot of material
with which to develop a new cooking show.
I'm turning in my whisks, wooden spoons,
and my Kitchen Aid
for a can opener, ReaLemon,
canned frostings, and store-bought angel food cakes.
Sandra Lee?
You win!
Actually, what's happened
is that Food Network contacted
Rosie Hawthorne of KitchensAreMonkeyBusiness
and they want ROSIE to be
THE NEXT FOOD NETWORK STAR!!!!!!!!!!
I don't even have to compete
since they knew I'd beat the other contestants hands down
with crushing blows.
They've given me my own show.
I have full control over the content.
I ROCK!
I am a DIVA!
I will be on at 3:15 - 3:45 AM alternate Tuesday mornings
in months without r's.
Except when there's a full moon,
and then you'll have a Rosie marathon.
Please set your VCRs, Tivo's, and DVRs!
Love,
Rosie
P.S. Mr. Hawthorne and I are in negotiations
for a post-nuptial agreement.
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