Rosie's Swan Song.

It is with a heavy heart that I write this - my final post. Due to circumstances beyond my control, Kitchens Are Monkey Business will cease to exist. I thank all my readers for supporting me over the years. Your encouragement has sustained me; however, I cannot continue. I've decided to subsist off of Hamburger Helper, white bread, Jello, Kwanzaa Kakes, pumpkin pie spice, seasoning packets canned beans, and canned peas for the rest of my life. There's really not a whole lot to write about that, so I bid you adieu from my blog. That said, that's a heck of a lot of material with which to develop a new cooking show. I'm turning in my whisks, wooden spoons, and my Kitchen Aid for a can opener, ReaLemon, canned frostings, and store-bought angel food cakes. Sandra Lee? You win! Actually, what's happened is that Food Network contacted Rosie Hawthorne of KitchensAreMonkeyBusiness and they want ROSIE to be THE NEXT FOOD NETWORK STAR!!!!!!!!!! I don't even have to compete since they knew I'd beat the other contestants hands down with crushing blows. They've given me my own show. I have full control over the content. I ROCK! I am a DIVA! I will be on at 3:15 - 3:45 AM alternate Tuesday mornings in months without r's. Except when there's a full moon, and then you'll have a Rosie marathon. Please set your VCRs, Tivo's, and DVRs! Love, Rosie P.S. Mr. Hawthorne and I are in negotiations for a post-nuptial agreement.