Does A Watched Pot Boil?

Housework, as you all know,
 can be quite treacherous at times.

I was vigorously cleaning my entertainment center,

trying to rid it of the mousal fecal material

ingrained in the wood.

 I was in an awkward position

and reached way into the interior

and popped right under my eyebrow

on the corner of the door.

Ouch.

SweetPhyl?

Can you relate?

I wish I had a more interesting story

highlighting Mr. Hawthorne's nefarious involvement,

but sadly I don't.

Now, back to the issue at hand.

Rosie is positively giddy with excitement today.

I decided to do a 

very calculated and controlled scientific experiment

designed to answer a specific question,

once and for all.

An age-old question, mind you:
 Does a watched pot boil?

And now,

for the answer:

Please stay tuned

as I tackle another age-old question:

Happy April to all!