Monday, April 1, 2013

Does A Watched Pot Boil?

Housework, as you all know,
 can be quite treacherous at times.
I was vigorously cleaning my entertainment center,
trying to rid it of the mousal fecal material
ingrained in the wood.
 I was in an awkward position
and reached way into the interior
and popped right under my eyebrow
on the corner of the door.

Can you relate?

I wish I had a more interesting story
highlighting Mr. Hawthorne's nefarious involvement,
but sadly I don't.

Now, back to the issue at hand.

Rosie is positively giddy with excitement today.
I decided to do a 
very calculated and controlled scientific experiment
designed to answer a specific question,
once and for all.
An age-old question, mind you:
 Does a watched pot boil?

And now,
for the answer:

Please stay tuned
as I tackle another age-old question:

Happy April to all!


SweetPhyl said...

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR SOLVING THAT DILEMMA! I was at a quandry as to how to attempt the experiment and you put your injury to good use on that one...I'll finally be able to sleep at night.

As for your sincere condolences. At least you got to wear a cool eye patch out of the deal! SCORE!

Happy Spring, Rosie!

Lane said...


Rosie Hawthorne said...

You are so welcome, SweetPhyl.
The eye patch was on my good eye, though. I would never cover up a black eye!
And as for that second question, not to worry. Rosie is on it like white on rice.

No kidding, Lane. As you know, Mr. Hawthorne does not follow directions well at all.

Marilyn said...

And now we know.

Rosie Hawthorne said...

Stay tuned, Mar, as I uncover more mysteries of life.

I want to know how all those deer and bears learn how to cross right where the signs are.