This is Dixie's routine
when she wakes up every morning.
Only after she does all this
is she ready to get out of bed.
Upon awakening and going through
her stretching, and yawning,
and rubbing her eyes,
she's ready to go outside
to "do her business."
And why do I envision
Dixie going to the front yard,
setting up a desk,
hanging up her shingle,
and opening up a briefcase
every time I hear
about a dog doing his or her "business?"
When she came back in,
she had her hang-dog look.
I know this look.
It is the look of GUILT.
She had rolled in something.
And it's the same vile odor she rolls in
every single time and the same stench
that Rosie, my sainted Lab,
used to roll in.
I believe it is nutria excrement.
Dixie loves her bath.
Dixie surprised me in the above video.
Usually, she circles around
for about 20 times.
This time she was down
on her pillow in record time.