Friday, March 21, 2014

The Continental Breakfast.

 Because we are cheap, we go to the continental breakfast in our hotel each morning.  These breakfasts are consistently bad.  Generally, I drink the OJ and have two cups of coffee to sustain and jumpstart me.

The eggs are incredibly inedible.  I don't even think the eggs are real.  I don't know what they are, but I don't think they came out of a chicken's rear.  They're shaped like rubbery round patties. Whenever there is bacon, it is way undercooked and I have to nuke it.  Sausage links and patties just taste ... off.  I'll usually have a piece of toasted whole wheat bread when it's available, with butter and jelly.

And I'm always hungry.
No wonder I'm pissed off all the time.

Please watch  Key and Peele's Continental Breakfast.



I am soooooo doing this tomorrow at breakfast!

3 comments:

Sage Trifle said...

Funny! Please don't do it--you will embarrass poor Mr. H.
--Rocquie

Rosie Hawthorne said...

Rocquie, I like to embarrass Mr. H. anytime I can!

Rosie Hawthorne said...

I'm such a burden to him.