Why are you so mean to Chef Lee? She's so smart, pretty, creative, and cooks such fun money saving dishes. You must just be jealous because you are nothing like her and ...and... and... KABOOM
*Hairball's head exploded from the Herculean effort required to suppress her Shrike tendencies*
Hairball, Just scrape up head shards and innerds, add pumpkin pie spice, and fold in whipped topping with 1 tsp. bubblegum extract and 1/2 tsp. champagne extract and 1/4 tsp. marshmallow aigstract and 1/8 tsp. cotton candy aigstrakt mixed in to make sure you don't have that "packaged taste." Stuff INto hole of AFC.
*channels her inner Fandra*
ReplyDeleteWhy are you so mean to Chef Lee? She's so smart, pretty, creative, and cooks such fun money saving dishes. You must just be jealous because you are nothing like her and ...and... and... KABOOM
*Hairball's head exploded from the Herculean effort required to suppress her Shrike tendencies*
Hairball, Just scrape up head shards and innerds,
ReplyDeleteadd pumpkin pie spice,
and fold in whipped topping with
1 tsp. bubblegum extract and
1/2 tsp. champagne extract and
1/4 tsp. marshmallow aigstract and
1/8 tsp. cotton candy aigstrakt
mixed in to make sure you don't have that "packaged taste."
Stuff INto hole of AFC.
For non-shrikes:
AFC = Angel Food Cake
Bon Appetit!
What!!
ReplyDeleteNo ginormous taper candles shoved haphazardly INto that poor defenseless AFC?!?
Other than that, it's f'ntastic! Whoot!
Oh Hairball, you tire me.
ReplyDeletePut some damn acorns/candy corn on the thing and call it a day.
That picture gives me nightmares, I tell ya. Maybe I need to make myself a 'tini?
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