Now, Mama Hawthorne and Sister Hawthorne,
scroll down and look at the right hand side,
and stop on My Blog List.
My Blog List contains links
to other blogs and sites -
to friends that I've met and haven't met,
to people that I only know through their writings,
and to others, to total strangers,
to those who put themselves naked
and
voice their thoughts
and
themselves.
Mother Dearest,
If you scroll down far enough,
you'll see a blog entitled
"Food Network Humor."
Mama Hawthorne, click on the above link.
Or the link at the Food Network Humor Blog Site,
right side of page,
scroll down.
They both go to the same place.
Click on each one just to check it out
for an internet exercise.
This is the picture
on the Food Network Humor,
with the cholesterol content circled.
Pork Brain In Milk Gravy.
Well, I've been inspired.
Inspired to go to my pantry.
And what do I retrieve?
Ah HAH!
It's Pork Brains
WITH, not IN, milk gravy.
Now, why on earth would Rosie
have canned pork brains
in her pantry?
Wellllllll,
several years ago,
April 7, 2007 to be exact,
at Easter,
my dear friend, Ticky,
of Reinventing a Boomer
was visiting at the time.
We had physically met,
for the first time,
for my birthday,
several months previously,
in January of 2007.
We had known each other for a while before
after meeting online at a forum
we frequented,
Television Without Pity 's
How To Reality Shows
about the Food Network
and
Semi Homemade Cooking With Sandra Lee.
We found out we lived within proximity
of each other
and also that Ticky's father and I
had been in the same aerobics class
back in the winter of '84 to several months in '85.
One of those, "Wow, small world kinda things."
Anyways,
Ticky was visiting and
I had stopped up at TJ's earlier
to pick up a few things.
TJ's is a convenience store about 1/2 mile away,
right outside of the harbor.
I was checking out the canned goods
and found Pork Brains.
Whoa, I thought!
When I got home,
I called up Mr. Hawthorne
and instructed him to stop at TJ's
on the way home and pick up the
can of Pork Brains.
Don't ask me why I didn't pick
them up when first I saw them.
I wanted to impress Ticky.
After all,
she had brought me
Spotted Dick.
So, here's the mise on place
Ticky encountered.
Upon seeing the can of pork brains,
Ticky wanted me to show her immediately
where she could obtain pork brains.
She drove up to TJ's
and I told her I'd wait in the car.
'cause I just wanted to hear about the chick at the cash register
saying,
"OMG! You're the second person in the past hour
that's bought that!!"
Then Ticky told the frantic girl,
"Well, yeah, it's GREAT with scrambled eggs!"
I could just imagine Cashier Chickie
immediately calling the owner of TJ's
and Billy's Seafood,
(one and the same)
" Hey, Judy!!???!!,
We dun got a run on
dem pig brains!!!
You need to go order sum mo!!!!"
Hey, here's a satellite view.
There's TJ's on the right, #13,
and my digs at the end of Roanoke Drive,
with the pool.
OK, back to the point of this post-
Food Network Humor.
all this and you wonder how someone was able to find your site by googling "cooking a mans testicles in microwave cooker"? hahaha MAYBE, he has a spotted dick issue too. LMAO. Love your humor.
ReplyDeleteThat Google picture was taken before FTF joined your enclave. Makes you yearn for the good old days, eh?
ReplyDeleteYou bet, honey!
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