For the past several days when I've turned on Channel 44
for the Food Network,
I've gotten nothing but last season's rehashed
The Next Food Network Star.
This is to get us viewers
all stoked up for
the next season of
The Next Food Network Star
which starts next Sunday at 9PM.
Everyone, let out a collective,
"WHEW!"
What took ye so long?
Now what on earth would make Rosie
punish herself yet again
by watching this dreck?
And future dreck?
Very simple.
Stuff like this:
Tom: "I just like ... to like play with myself."
Aarti: "I would like to get lucky tonight."
Aarti: "boob camp."
Tell me I'm not the only one
who heard this.
Aarti's been in boob camp.
This is what I live for.
Food Network,
bring it on!
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