CAUTION.
This post contains material that is sexually explicit
in content
and may be deemed objectionable by some people.
With this in mind, please proceed carefully.
in content
and may be deemed objectionable by some people.
With this in mind, please proceed carefully.
I thought I'd ease into the sexually explicit material by showing cute shots of Middle Hawthorne's brand new puppy.
Here's Beau being dragged around on the cuff of my jeans.
Here's Beau being dragged around on the cuff of my jeans.
Baby Beau has been stealing stuffed animals from Cousin Dixie's toy box.
Dixie is not at all happy with this turn of events.
Finally, on Sunday, after experiencing and enduring Puppydom for 3 days,
Dixie crashed on her pillow.
Finally, on Sunday, after experiencing and enduring Puppydom for 3 days,
Dixie crashed on her pillow.
Her demeanor has totally changed since Puppy left.
She's finally relaxed.
She's reclaimed her pillow.
(I had to wash it to get Puppy smells off.)
And she's smiling in this picture.
Now, I assume you noticed the title of this post
"The Miracle of Birth."
The following graphic, amazing picture is of an underwater birth.
Children, the faint of heart, and the squeamish amongst us should not continue.
I give you the Miracle of Birth.
Dang it, Rosie! I've been ROTFLMAO for 2 days now, after reading this post!
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ReplyDeleteI hear insanity runs in the Hawthorne family. Be careful. Be very careful.