Sunday, August 24, 2008

Crap. Such Utter Crap.

If you recall, the other morning, Mr. Hawthorne and I went up to the Association to meet with the Manager, aging hippie, Chris, and discuss the problems about F-T-F arising from an incident last Sunday morning.
Mr. H. and I apparently played Bad Cop/Good Cop, now that I think about it. Guess who was Bad Cop. If you guessed Rosie, you would be correct. Remember Chris said he was composing a letter to send to the bad children under his tutelage, i.e. all the neighbors in our little cul-de-sac. When I told this to Bobby next door, he came up with the wonderfully creative idea of having all the neighbors in the cul-de-sac just put their unopened letters in Frank's mailbox. Heh. Good idea, Bobby. I've lived here for 24 YEARS. Never had a problem EVER with any neighbor. Until Frank. Here's the letter. What a cop out. What a disappointment. Now, only 4 of the recipients actually knew what happened- me, Dave, Bobby, and Frank. I guess the other four are wondering why the hell they got this crap letter. The cop was much better than this guy. At least the cop was on my side. He actually told me not to bother calling the cops if it happened again, just to call a tow truck at Frank's expense. Also, there's some North Carolina General Statute somewhere that says you're not supposed to park in the road in a cul-de-sac because you would be blocking emergency vehicles. Frank, just show some common sense, common decency, common courtesy, and respect and not park on my newly coiffed lawn. Mmmkay? I know it will be hard for you since you have no sense and you're not a decent, courteous, or respectful person, but at least try. I still won't like your sorry ass, but I will tolerate you, as long as you don't speak to me and keep yourself and the little woman at a respectable distance from me. And she's not allowed to speak to me either or even look in my general direction. Then we'll get along just fine. Well, I'm sure Frank will play nice now after getting this inspiring letter. I'm let down.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I hope there is a section explaining what is considered "short-term." Time is so subjective.
Stay away from his FEDERAL mail box!
Sorry you're still being bothered by all of this. What a waste of your valuable time (subjectively speaking).

Marilyn said...

Makes me glad that I have quiet neighbors. Good luck, dear.