I'm sorry. I apologize. But I thought this was hysterical: Pauler Deen hit by ham. Ham? Meet ham. Yeah, I know. I'm going to hell. But not for this. I loved how the black guy next to her was all like the Secret Service escorting the president away after John Hinckley went all Jodie Foster on her ass. And I freakin' loved Michael Gruber's (Mr. Deen's) reaction. Or should I say "non-reaction." He's the white-bearded guy at the end who's handed off a ham and has ABSOLUTELY NO FREAKIN' REACTION to the fact that his gravy train has just been TOTALLY FROZEN HAMMED. "Pass me the damn ham. This shit happens all the time." Now, if only someone can toss a 25-pound turkey at Aunt Sandy, my Thanksgiving will be complete.
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