Just When You Thought It Was Safe - More Giada Boobage.

I know it's been a long time since I did a Giada post
so for those of you who have missed "les girls,"
here they are.

This is the "squeeze 'em in" position she favors.
During this particular episode,
she actually said,
"I'm going to use my hands ...
my best tools ...
to toss this together."
Hmmm.
Care to rethink that, Giada?

Giada was peeling shallots here.
The cameraman zoomed in to get a better shot
of her shallots.

I don't understand the little cutouts
on her shoulders.

Does Giada seem to have more than
the normal number of teeth?

This reminds me so much of myself.
Whenever I'm planning a meal,
I wear a little number like this,
pose regally,
and talk to my mirror.

Really, this is my casual attire when I'm just
just hangin' and chillin'.

And I have this exact dress.
Ticky, I'll wear it for you next time you come down.

Oooh, Giada.
Are they getting heavy?

Sometimes it's hard to concentrate on the food.

Perhaps the hand is there to keep them from falling out.

Giada's got her bitch face on here.

Giada takes a moment to admire her breasts.
Yes, Giada.
We all have to agree with you.
They are faaaaabulous.

She seems quite pleased with them.

Oops!
Rache, better leave it to the pros
and you're just not in Giada's league.
Plus, you've got that disturbing East/West thing going on.

The "Giada Reach."
No one can do it quite like our Giada.

Thankfully, Pauler remained covered.

Here she is partnered with Booby Flay.

"Giada, can you hand me that boo ...
uh ... I mean spoon."

I guess the cameraman wanted a close up
of Giada pouring something into her pitcher.
Or maybe he wanted to showcase that little necklace.

Sorry.
I just had to put that in.
Leaves a bad taste in your mouth, doesn't it.


Mr. Hawthorne recently sent me this email:

It's not difficult to make a woman happy.

A man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. truthful
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY: 1. Show up naked 2. Cook some food

I responded with,

"Great, now I've got blistered tits from the splattering oil."