I love My Feedjit.

I was checking out my Feedjit this morning and found these interesting items:

Thornhill, Ontario arrived from google.ca on "Kitchens Are Monkey Business: February 2009" by searching for chopping off a dick.

04:17:03 -- 4 hours 39 mins ago

Apparently, someone in Thornhill, Ontario googled "chopping off a dick" and arrived on my blog. I've never cooked with this item and I want my readers to know Mr. Hawthorne is fully intact.

Hobart, Indiana arrived from search.yahoo.com on "Kitchens Are Monkey Business: Dixie Gets A Bath And The Hawthornes Leave On A Road Trip." by searching for nude boatersover 50.

02:53:29 -- 6 hours 6 mins ago

Mr. Hawthorne and I are fully clothed when we go boating. He's understandably self-conscious about ... well, you know.