Saturday, April 3, 2010

The Sky Is Falling! The Sky Is Falling! Guam Is Tipping! Guam Is Tipping!

Thanks to Russ Lay of Outer Banks Journal blogdom for this gem. Apparently, Democratic Congressman Hank Johnson of Georgia is concerned that the arrival of 8000 troops in Guam will tip the island over and capsize it. Check out the video HERE. I swear, you just can't make this shit up. I can only fear what the arrival of 250,000-300,000 tourons in the upcoming tourist season will do to our fragile Outer Banks. Should I buy a boat? Should I wear a life jacket 24/7? How does one prepare to capsize? And the burning issue here: if it's tourist season, does that mean I can shoot 'em?


zzzadig said...

Just imagine how many conspiracy theories this guy believes in. I'm so glad they found a replacement for Cynthia McKinney!

Marilyn said...

Glad he's not my congressman!