Oh, Giada, Giada, Giada.
This is definitely a plaintive cry for help.
This is a new pose for Giada. I call it the "Let-me-hold-my-hair-back- and-gratuitously-extreme-reach-across-the-table- so-you-can-better-see-my-beautiful-breasts" look. Does Giada the Immaculate have a protuberance on her left wrist?
Apparently, this is what one wears to a ladies' luncheon, since that was what Giada was hosting this day.
What's that I smell? Oh ... It's my upper lip. Never mind. Check out the following video. And a big thank you to Xmaskatie for calling me to let me know this was on. I actually had the TV on Food Network but it was on mute and I wasn't watching, so I would've missed out on all this most excellent boobage. Notice how Giada uses her hands to frame and accentuate the boobal area. Like it needs accentuating. I think Giada's been watching the models on The Price Is Right.
Here's what I heard Giada say: "I know 'les girls are going to love it. I'm so excited to bring them out."