OK.
So the other night I was watching the Housewives of D.C.
Yes, I know.
Not my finest moment.
But you never know what's going to happen
on these housewives shows.
They're train wrecks
and I'm always up for a train wreck.
Last Thursday night,
when the first episode of the DC bitches came on,
we were introduced to a veritable prick,
with little prickettes in the making.
You arrogant, supercilious, patronizing,
pompous little shit.
I find you offensive.
Now,
in your most condescending British ahhhk-cent,
repeat ahhfter me:
"I flew to North Carolina
and I drove back.
And every time I looked out the window
I could've sworn I saw someone playing a banjo."
Jackass.
Yeah.
We eats dirt here in North Carolina too.
And we all wears cowboy hats
and drives pickup trucks
and we goes to family reunions to pick up dates.
Banjo playing, indeed.
3 comments:
supercilious, I love that word!
Especially when said in a Southern accent...ala Dixie Carter
I could not believe he said that. What a colossal asshole. Maybe back in merry olde England he's a chimney sweep or Jack the Ripper, or Fagin or Austin Powers. Jerk.
NMOAC, my sentiments exactly.
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