OK.
So the other night I was watching the Housewives of D.C.
Yes, I know.
Not my finest moment.
But you never know what's going to happen
on these housewives shows.
They're train wrecks
and I'm always up for a train wreck.
Last Thursday night,
when the first episode of the DC bitches came on,
we were introduced to a veritable prick,
with little prickettes in the making.
You arrogant, supercilious, patronizing,
pompous little shit.
I find you offensive.
Now,
in your most condescending British ahhhk-cent,
repeat ahhfter me:
"I flew to North Carolina
and I drove back.
And every time I looked out the window
I could've sworn I saw someone playing a banjo."
Jackass.
Yeah.
We eats dirt here in North Carolina too.
And we all wears cowboy hats
and drives pickup trucks
and we goes to family reunions to pick up dates.
Banjo playing, indeed.
supercilious, I love that word!
ReplyDeleteEspecially when said in a Southern accent...ala Dixie Carter
I could not believe he said that. What a colossal asshole. Maybe back in merry olde England he's a chimney sweep or Jack the Ripper, or Fagin or Austin Powers. Jerk.
ReplyDeleteNMOAC, my sentiments exactly.
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