Thank you to Ever Vigilant Marilyn
of FoodiesUntie blogdom,
for sending me this gem.
Guy Fieri now has his own kewl bling line,
called Douches R Us.
Notice the headline on the kewl bling link above:
Guy Fieri Jewelry Line Makes Us Question His Taste
No, honey. I've been questioning Guy's tastes long before this crap entered the picture. Witness: Sunglasses worn on back of head. Board shorts 365/24/7. Spiked, bleached hair. Tats. Changing his name from Ferry to Fieri, then Giadaizing his pronunciation of his NOT-name by saying Fee-et-tee. Total overall douchiness. So much more. Tacky bracelet, dog tag, and cuff links. For men. If a man wears any jewelry other than a wedding band, I am suspect. If any man came at me wearing this crap, I'd run hard and fast. "This stuff is off-da-hook. It's some killer bling."_Guy_
I've never felt this way about anybody before,
but I have a visceral hatred for this man.
I've never felt this way about anybody before,
but I have a visceral hatred for this man.
It's like when a guy asked Tiffany what sort of diamond he should buy for himself. Mr. Tiffany informed the man that, "gentlemen don't wear diamonds, sir."
ReplyDeleteYou're welcome, dear. Did you see the prices for that ridiculous bling?
ReplyDeleteYes, I did, Mar. What a bargain!
ReplyDelete"I've never felt this way about anybody before,
ReplyDeletebut I have a visceral hatred for this man."
Kind of harsh Rosie...I don't care for him either, and therefore don't watch him, but visceral hatred, no.
Hyperbole, Anony.
ReplyDeleteAnony, let me clarify. I don't hate anyone. You can't MAKE me hate someone. I hate the projected personae. Not the person. Just what they project.
ReplyDeleteRosie, thanks for the clarification. That makes much more sense! Happy New Year to you!
ReplyDeleteHappy New Year, Anony!
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