Tuesday, December 30, 2008

New Year's Resolutions.

Oh, crap. I just realized tomorrow is New Year's Eve. And since I'm here by myself, all by my lonesome, I'm thinking about New Year's Resolutions. Just more of the same. Luckily, I've been able to keep these each year: 1) Gain more weight. 2) Drink more. And then some. 3) Read less. 4) Spend less time with my family. 5) Take up a new hobby. (Maybe smoking this year.) 6) Procrastinate more. 7) Screw exercising. 8) Spend more time on TV and Internet. 9) Learn to text message. 10) Let the laundry do itself. Yup... I'm ready for 2009. Bring it on! Please, Dear Readers, share with all of us your own New Year's Resolutions.


Marilyn said...

I resolve to laugh more. Just read your post, so check that one off!

I also resolve to set time aside every day for writing my "Great American Novel".

Anonymous said...

Oh, Rosie, here you go:

Use all that spare time to organize Casa Hawthorne!

Read www.goop.com every day! Find dear Gwyneth enlightenment!