Oh, crap.
I just realized tomorrow is New Year's Eve.
And since I'm here
by myself,
all by my lonesome,
I'm thinking about New Year's Resolutions.
Just more of the same.
Luckily,
I've been able to keep these each year:
1) Gain more weight.
2) Drink more. And then some.
3) Read less.
4) Spend less time with my family.
5) Take up a new hobby. (Maybe smoking this year.)
6) Procrastinate more.
7) Screw exercising.
8) Spend more time on TV and Internet.
9) Learn to text message.
10) Let the laundry do itself.
Yup... I'm ready for 2009.
Bring it on!
Please, Dear Readers,
share with all of us
your own
New Year's Resolutions.
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I resolve to laugh more. Just read your post, so check that one off!
ReplyDeleteI also resolve to set time aside every day for writing my "Great American Novel".
Oh, Rosie, here you go:
ReplyDeleteUse all that spare time to organize Casa Hawthorne!
http://www.realsimple.com/realsimple/channel/organize
Read www.goop.com every day! Find dear Gwyneth enlightenment!