Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Back In Touch With Old Friends.

Here's an email I got just a little bit ago.

(And, yes, I know who it's from.) :

…..well the search for Caesar Salad didn’t turn up anything so I thought I’d ask you for your recipe – I have tons of them but have never made it and G loves it. Croutons too?

Pity all this time I didn’t know you hated windchimes, and just after your birthday, too - but since you like crosses and crystal there is the SWEETEST New Age shop close by and I’m sure they’d have something in crystals…or mermaids…or unicorns if it would make you feel better. Perhaps I could send them with Lane? I used to stop by there because the most bizarre cookbooks would turn up, as did these creepy women who always wanted to do “my reading”.

I responded with this:

I club fucking unicorns over the head with bricks or stones. Then I break the horn off and grind it into a powder which I snort. I get ridiculously high off of unicornhorn and hallucinate. M ... are you zeno?


Zeno said...

Yes, Rosie, "Heraclitus" was already taken.

Rosie Hawthorne said...


Nancey said...

Rosie,it's your dental hygienist and I'v been enjoying your blog now for a couple of months...Always hopeing to add something but never noing nothing I've learned a lot from your kitchen..Since I don't cook you've been my inspiration... and after reading you last blog just wait till your next DDS visit...have I got a surprise for you...just never new anyone that had such strong feelings for crystals, windchimes,or unicorns...Nansea

CarolynA said...

rosie - delete Ivan's comment; it's a virus link. Noone should use that link.

Rosie Hawthorne said...

Consider it done, and thanks Carolyna. Ivan's been a busy boy. He's posted a few comments already and Ive had to delete them all.

Rosie Hawthorne said...

Oh Nancey, I was there this morning to get a temporary patch for my cracked wisdom tooth. I'll be back next Thursday at 11:30.

And, umm, I don't like surprises.