As some readers have requested,
I'm making this a regular feature of my blog.
I present to you
Giada de Laurentiis,
the Queen of Decolletage,
and
Cooking With Cleavage.

Giada always needs to bend over to wipe her hands.

Or she does the Giada "reach"
to lean waaaay across the counter
to pick up an ingredient.

And sometimes we get it in stereo.

Then you have your basic boobs in the kitchen cooking.
Now
this is scary.
And
this is the stuff of nightmares.
Oh
my.
And it gets
worse.
This is
NOT a good look for her.
Does she not have a
mirror?
I give
up.
What is in the water at Food Network?

Rache, you are so out of Giada's league.
Don't even go there, girlfriend.

And hubby is pretty scummy looking too.
He could use a good scrubbing, haircut, and a shave.
Enough of amateurs.
Back to Giada.

Now see, this is what I'm talking about.
Here she's got that heavy pan,
yet she chooses to pour it out
across the counter - an awkward move at best -
instead of doing it close to her.

Oops. I think she might have dropped
something down there.

Well, doesn't everyone put
whatever they're working on
as far away from themselves as possible,
so they have to bend over and reeeach?

Poor kid.

I think the Food Network
has hired 12 year old boys
as cameramen.

Man, she's got some choppers.

I'll just shut up and let you take in the boobage.
Cause, really,
there's nothing else for me to say.
Now, before going any further,
I must say that Giada was quite
modest the other day.
But then Aunt Raffi came on to cook
and my illusions were shattered.

I guess Giada comes by it naturally.
What next?
Emeril in a thong?
I don't understand why women who have widely spaced "girls" think going braless is a good look. If one naturally points west and the other points east, then please put on a bra!!
ReplyDeleteForget the Wonder Bra, Rachael needs a Miracle Bra. Nothing less would make it look like she actually has something going on there.
ReplyDeleteYou got the watermelon shot. Yay!
ReplyDeleteThank you Rosie, thank you! Sniff, sniff - somebody out there really does care about me.......! Rachael and Aunt Raffi helped me appreciate Giada more than ever.
ReplyDeleteThank you for the Rachel links. I also enjoyed the Giada pictures.
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