As some readers have requested,
I'm making this a regular feature of my blog.
I present to you
Giada de Laurentiis,
the Queen of Decolletage,
and
Cooking With Cleavage.
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Giada always needs to bend over to wipe her hands.
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Or she does the Giada "reach"
to lean waaaay across the counter
to pick up an ingredient.
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg1D7LRkzn4ZINwh-mKGCYDmTZCT7ggSKP0Oh9VIbPDoNzKjs4UWz5avJ6JMmn0dbduI_SxpNai7LBpg_RRCzkVhe2CbspDStBpWnDmQIizn6RYuYsTb45kK8DLA6aXXBduThjcjTy9Nrs/s320/DSCN0070.JPG)
And sometimes we get it in stereo.
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Then you have your basic boobs in the kitchen cooking.
Now
this is scary.
And
this is the stuff of nightmares.
Oh
my.
And it gets
worse.
This is
NOT a good look for her.
Does she not have a
mirror?
I give
up.
What is in the water at Food Network?
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Rache, you are so out of Giada's league.
Don't even go there, girlfriend.
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjQi8Rt32bihmA-_HI0FzphyphenhyphenKMMwX6EGZ2F0LHV9LHGTTSVD7PPgJUotpewlJQclsruP9cs3KcrotYzQ8zAz7dZk_nIbrI2sTkrgrYlsefhKTonS1QjTFwh7f89FY8GzdxCP8dsJRoBRNM/s320/DSCN3094.JPG)
And hubby is pretty scummy looking too.
He could use a good scrubbing, haircut, and a shave.
Enough of amateurs.
Back to Giada.
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Now see, this is what I'm talking about.
Here she's got that heavy pan,
yet she chooses to pour it out
across the counter - an awkward move at best -
instead of doing it close to her.
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Oops. I think she might have dropped
something down there.
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgA5jK4rS7gJfkSQumoy3FY28qjHaDZmwMnysT7oaZcI6yOp3Th6D3C_go6RNbFHhCw-Gd-fzkEPamX0lqjJHuIMKql0IMKfBybzs3riRU0nuqRZlrpzhdE1nIf_2Ide2o09iwEIAIzYKw/s320/DSCN1014.JPG)
Well, doesn't everyone put
whatever they're working on
as far away from themselves as possible,
so they have to bend over and reeeach?
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Poor kid.
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhxNAufbfY3NQu5N8_DdlliS4CcwMc9IPEeZhyphenhyphenXND3WJmsD7ScNxzSdIPxggyXE8Tk-j49z4PNe7PlP22cOacXFBzjYRB7n_qg3pW1zJTCsU2AI95_ZOVlAr9_UjHMcUuXg663rLNIWj1c/s320/DSCN1054.JPG)
I think the Food Network
has hired 12 year old boys
as cameramen.
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Man, she's got some choppers.
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I'll just shut up and let you take in the boobage.
Cause, really,
there's nothing else for me to say.
Now, before going any further,
I must say that Giada was quite
modest the other day.
But then Aunt Raffi came on to cook
and my illusions were shattered.
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I guess Giada comes by it naturally.
What next?
Emeril in a thong?
5 comments:
I don't understand why women who have widely spaced "girls" think going braless is a good look. If one naturally points west and the other points east, then please put on a bra!!
Forget the Wonder Bra, Rachael needs a Miracle Bra. Nothing less would make it look like she actually has something going on there.
You got the watermelon shot. Yay!
Thank you Rosie, thank you! Sniff, sniff - somebody out there really does care about me.......! Rachael and Aunt Raffi helped me appreciate Giada more than ever.
Thank you for the Rachel links. I also enjoyed the Giada pictures.
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