I keep a stack of legal pads
on the kitchen counter next to my lap top
and I just list my ideas for posts
along with the corresponding pictures
and the file names thereof.
These pictures of Giada have been
waiting for me to post since April 11 - 18.
So, gentlemen,
here they are.
In all their glory.
Disclaimer: I am a happily married heterosexual woman.

What can I say?
Here's our girl.
And her girls.

The Giada Lean-To.

Prim, perky Giada at the Garden Party.

Happy, ebullient Giada.

Giada.
Just Giada.

Giada, her mother, and her Aunt Raffi,
who is her mother's YOUNGER sister.
I just found that out.
Who'd a thunk?

The Giada Reach.

Hell, she doesn't have to reach.
She just STANDS.

Ahhhh. The Lunge/ Reach.

Another Reach.
Geeze. Can those production assistants
put her shit any farther away from her?
What are they thinking?

Food Porn.

Now this is funny.
This is from Giada's episode "
Perfect Pairs."
OK. I jest.
The actual name of the episode was
Perfect Pairings.
But you can see how I'd go there.

And fun of fun,
Giada is making a
Proscuitto and Melon Soup.
Now, just imagine my utter glee
when Giada held the cantaloupes in hand at chest level
and said, "Just look at these luscious melons."
OK, it didn't happen.
But it
could have.
And that would have been
MUST-SEE -TV.
Freakin' Awesome.
Sorry.
I'm really putting too much effort into this.

But I know there are sooooo
many Giada fans out there.

So I'm doing this for them.

And you KNOW who you are.

I'm talking to you
Buckykatt.

And you too,
Mr. P.

Holy Cannoli!

Ahhhh. Giahhhhhda.
You go, GIRL!
You sly fox you.
Mama when I come home, Giada's not gonna like you talkin like that.
ReplyDeleteAnd folks, Giada is my daughter's puppy dog.
ReplyDeleteAnd no, she's not named after the OTHER Giada.
ReplyDeleteDamn Girl, Ill take you home and give you a chest massage if you want!!!? Send Back! PLZ!!!
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