I haven't graced this blog
with the boobaliciousness of Giada for a while
and I know my gentlemen readers
have been waiting for this,
so here goes.
And Buckykatt,
as always,
you're welcome.
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Yes! I am Giada de Laurentiis
and I am famous and faaabulous
and I live a fantastic life
and your peon existence
will never come close to my wonderfulness!!
MWAHHH HA HAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!
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Excellent, Giada.
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Requisite close-up of the boobage.
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Ahhh. The Giada Reach.
There will always be several in each episode.
Those production assistants can't for the life of them
put the ingredients within normal reach of her.
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And if you missed The Reach,
there's always The Bend Over
when she needs to wipe her hands on a towel
that's apparently on the floor instead of on the counter.
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Geeze, Giada.
How long does it take to dry your hands?
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This is at the children's party where she had to
really REEEEACH WAAAAAAY
across the table
to put the crayons out.
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I know this is TV and all,
but does anyone wear white in the kitchen?
(Before Labor Day, of course.)
I use a white apron
and that sucker has so many meals all over it,
bleach wouldn't even faze it.
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Reach, Giada.
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See Giada reach.
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Sometimes in the episodes,
Giada will start out rather modestly (for her) ...
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... but after all that reaching and stretching,
the girls are determined to come out.
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Reach, Giada. Reach.
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Cameraman gets a quick peek.
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That's her mother on the left.
Do you think she ever said to Giada,
"Giada, dear, just give it a rest once in a while."
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And here we have The Lunge into the camera
with The Baring of Teeth.
Always a favorite of mine.
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Another glass of wine, Giada?
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I have to say, I like that diamond necklace
she wears all the time.
It seems to accentuate the boobal area
as if it needed any accenting.
6 comments:
Rosie! You are the absolute best! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Will you please adopt me????
Ah, I know my husband will be very happy too.
I have been put on this earth to bring happiness and pleasure to all.
I use a white apron
and that sucker has so many meals all over it,
bleach wouldn't even faze it.I have one of those too, for the rare occasion I actually wear an apron. Most of the time, I just wear some of my designated 'cooking/cleaning clothes' because I'm clumsy and would need a full body apron to protect my clothing from my kitchen mishaps.
In the pictures with the skin-tite red top, do I detect a muffin top?
There is a God.
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