Tuesday, April 21, 2009

More Of Giada. Just What Everyone Wants.

I haven't graced this blog with the boobaliciousness of Giada for a while and I know my gentlemen readers have been waiting for this, so here goes. And Buckykatt, as always, you're welcome.
Yes! I am Giada de Laurentiis and I am famous and faaabulous and I live a fantastic life and your peon existence will never come close to my wonderfulness!! MWAHHH HA HAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!
Excellent, Giada.
Requisite close-up of the boobage.
Ahhh. The Giada Reach. There will always be several in each episode. Those production assistants can't for the life of them put the ingredients within normal reach of her.
And if you missed The Reach, there's always The Bend Over when she needs to wipe her hands on a towel that's apparently on the floor instead of on the counter.
Geeze, Giada. How long does it take to dry your hands?
This is at the children's party where she had to really REEEEACH WAAAAAAY across the table to put the crayons out.
I know this is TV and all, but does anyone wear white in the kitchen? (Before Labor Day, of course.) I use a white apron and that sucker has so many meals all over it, bleach wouldn't even faze it.
Reach, Giada.
See Giada reach.
Sometimes in the episodes, Giada will start out rather modestly (for her) ...
... but after all that reaching and stretching, the girls are determined to come out.
Reach, Giada. Reach.
Cameraman gets a quick peek.
That's her mother on the left. Do you think she ever said to Giada, "Giada, dear, just give it a rest once in a while."
And here we have The Lunge into the camera with The Baring of Teeth. Always a favorite of mine.
Another glass of wine, Giada?
I have to say, I like that diamond necklace she wears all the time. It seems to accentuate the boobal area as if it needed any accenting.


Buckykatt said...

Rosie! You are the absolute best! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Will you please adopt me????

Marilyn said...

Ah, I know my husband will be very happy too.

Rosie Hawthorne said...

I have been put on this earth to bring happiness and pleasure to all.

Hairball T. Hairball said...

I use a white apron
and that sucker has so many meals all over it,
bleach wouldn't even faze it.
I have one of those too, for the rare occasion I actually wear an apron. Most of the time, I just wear some of my designated 'cooking/cleaning clothes' because I'm clumsy and would need a full body apron to protect my clothing from my kitchen mishaps.

Kathy said...

In the pictures with the skin-tite red top, do I detect a muffin top?

Rosie Hawthorne said...

There is a God.