Giada Boobage Update.

I know there are those of you out there, and you know who you are, (as do I) who have been anxiously and breathlessly waiting for my next Giada update. Well, wait no more. And I must say, I am rather pleased. Giada has really gone for the gold this past week. She has truly surpassed her own efforts at displaying les girls. I actually think she "knows." Warning: This post is rated PG. (For Perky Giada.)

Wow. That's kinda scary. Click on the picture to enlarge and notice even though the eyes are looking to her left, they'll follow you all over the room.

This series of pictures came from Giada's Everyday Italian series, in particular, the episode "Perfect Pairs." Oops, my bad. It's "Perfect Pairings." But you can see how I could make that mistake.

Coming up: Food Porn.

Mmmmmm ...

Ooooooh ...

Pass the cigarette. Oh. And that reminds me of a joke. Bear with me. A chicken and an egg are lying in bed, smoking . And one turns to the other and says, "Well, that answered that question, didn't it?" Back to the episode. One of the dishes she made this episode was Prosciutto and Melon. Can you believe she walked into the kitchen with a cantaloupe in each hand, hefting them, and breathlessly exclaimed, "Just look at these beautiful melons?!!?" No, not really. I'm kidding. But that would have been totally AWESOME!

Giada, regal, on her throne, draped in the royal jewels from the royal chest.

I swear, I think Giada has been reading my blog. Because she's just making this just waaaay too easy for me. This one episode was over the top for me. It's from her Pizza Partay.

Ever since I started writing about her boobaliciousness, she's been putting the girls out there even more.

"Ooooh. Let me bend over and check out the oven."

Hee!

Gimme a break.

Elbows in, Giada! Make the most of what is technically called the "Giada Squish."

The "Giada BendOver." Do not try this at home. This is best left to the professionals.

Not to be confused with the "Giada Reach."

And here we have the "Giada Crouch."

And here we have the "Just Giada."

When one is in a vineyard, one must be sure to wear proper vineyard attire.

There are no words.

Here, she's surely over-enunciating some Eye-tal-yun words. (Yeah, Giada. We know you're from Italy. Give it a rest.) Along with over-exposing body parts. (Again. Yes. We know you have "The Rack." Give it a rest, too.)

Typical vineyard wear.

The "Giada Reach and Lunge."

"Would you like the breast meat?" More from the Pizza Party, since that was really an exceptional episode in terms of boobage.

The "Giada Bend Over."

Why have your ingredients right at hand when you can reeeeeeeeeeach waaaaaaaay over to retrieve them?

The "Giada Extreme Reach."

I believe this was the episode in which Giada was doing something with grapefruits which I thought was quite a propos.

Like shootin' fish in a barrel.

Good Golly, Miss Molly. I thought they were gettin' ready to come through my TV screen.

This would be known as the "Giada Money Shot."

And a winky-dinky right back atcha, you sly fox you.