You all know of my love/hate relationship with Sandra Lee.
Not to be shown up by Giada,
Sandra's been known to show a bit of skin too.
Always at the cutting edge of fashion,
Sandra loves to sport long, flowing sleeves
while "cooking" -
her de rigeur kitchen attire.
Usually she fries when wearing something like this
and she always drags the sleeves through raw meat,
then proceeds to contaminate the rest of the kitchen
with her Salmonella Sleeves.
And you gotta love a woman
who decorates her kitchen every week
to match whatever she's wearing.
And believe me when I say this decor
is extremely mild for our Sandy.
What would you call this?
Bordello chic?
I imagine the kitchen at the Cottontail Ranch
might look something like this.
1 comment:
Funny you mentioned about her sleeve. I alwyas wonder why her hair isnt pulled back into a ponytail. Does her hair not fall into the food ever. Youd think shed be more aware ofculinary etiquette, if there is such a thing.
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