Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Pauler Makes Butter Shooters. OK. Some Lobster Meat Was Involved. But Still.

Oh sweet Jesus. I just saw one of the most disturbing things ever on Food Network and that's saying a lot. Pauler Deen started out with 4 POUNDS of clarified butter. Thank goodness it was clarified. It's much healthier when clarified. She poached lobster tails in the butter, chopped up the meat, put the lobster chunks in shot glasses, gave 'em a squeeze of lemon, filled the glasses with melted butter, and BOTTOMS UP! I am so not making this up. See HERE. "Butter is a very very beautiful thing. I'm so glad God gave us cows." She actually said that. I do NOT make this shit up. I couldn't. By the way, are those tribbles on her serving tray? Here's a treat for you Trekkies out there. The Trouble with Tribbles - Part 1. 9:16 in. The first tribble sighting. The Trouble with Tribbles - Part 2. The Trouble with Tribbles - Part 3. The Trouble with Tribbles - Part 4. The Trouble with Tribbles - Part 5. Trilling, as you know, has a tranquilizing affect on the human nervous system. And tribbles are born pregnant. And here's my personal favorite.


Donna-FFW said...

Speechless on 2 accounts.

cows, wtf? correlation? Huh?

drinking butter, Id rather swallow the lumpage juice.
wow, just gross.

Rosie Hawthorne said...

Cows > Milk > Buttah?

I can't drink butter.

Marilyn said...

I want a tribble!

Much better to focus on that than the butter shooters. Ick!

Judy said...

Pizza looks great. You can have the rest.
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