Fried Zucchini Blossoms.

On my previous post about zucchini roll-ups, my friend Marion commented:

Marion said...

Hey Rosie, do you ever fry or stuff zuke flowers?

I have wonderful recipes for them but can't grow/buy them.

July 27, 2010 5:09 PM

Well, no, Marion. I've never fried or stuffed a zuke flower before ...

... Thursday evening. Here are some pics to pique your interest. I have two stuffed, battered, and fried blossoms on the left, freshly made tomato and herb sauce in the middle, and a delicious piece of fried onion on the right.

You must try this (or anything else fried for that matter)
with Rosie's Pig Shack Sauce
 and her Mango/Pineapple/Habanero sauce.

Blossoms and onions rings.

Early Thursday morning I went out and mowed the backyard.
 As I passed by the zucchini,
I remembered Marion's query
and thought to myself,
"Self? We're having fried zucchini blossoms for dinner."

I started rummaging through the sticky, picky, leaves and saw this juicy little yellow morsel. Oh, how cute! Look. There's a baby zuke in the back to the right of the blossom. You can see the spent blossom on the end. That reminds me of a funny story Mr. Hawthorne told me. A friend of his had a garden and she was so excited about her zucchini and squash plants. "They have so many beautiful flowers on them," she gushed! "I've been picking them for arrangements. But you know what? I haven't had the first zucchini yet." Heh. I'm literally going to nip this in the bud.

Early morning is the time to pick your blossoms.
 They've just opened up and are ripe for pickin'.

I picked a mess o' blossoms, (Leave long stem on.) laid 'em out on dampened paper towels, picked a couple of squash, and took it all inside. I immediately placed the paper towel-swathed blossoms in a plastic bag and put them in the fridge. These must be picked in the morning and they must be eaten the same day. Later that afternoon, I started on my filling.

Ingredients for my stuffing:
 Ricotta cheese
Greek yogurt
 Goat cheese
 basil
parsley
dill
(Not pictured here, but I have a blurry pic of it later.)
 s & p

Mix equal amounts of cheeses and mince the basil and parsley.

Blend.

Blurry dill.

Add in the fresh dill with a few seeds.

Gently unwrap the blossoms.

Open up the flower a bit and locate the stamen.

The stamen would be that little yellow penis in the center. You want to rip that sucker right out.

Add in a little of the cheese filling.

Add in enough filling so you can wrap and seal the petals around it.

Stuffed blossoms ready for battering.
The batter is very simple
and is an excellent batter for delicate flavors.
This batter enhances.
It doesn't overpower as so many batters do.

Fairly equal amounts of flour and sparkling water. That's it.

Sparkling water is fun.
In this picture, I've just poured it into my cup
 and it's foaming and effervescing all over.

Pour into flour.

Mix well.

I dipped the stuffed blossoms in the batter
 and fried about 3-4 at a time.
 Mr. Hawthorne sliced some onions, I battered them, and ...

... Voila!

Two fried zuke blossoms and fried onion rings.

This batter is perfect for the delicate blossoms.
 The batter is actually lighter than the blossom.
 One could say the petals were kissed by the batter.

Ever had an onion ring batter
 that's so bready and doughy you need to pull it off the onion?
Not this batter.

Come to me, my little Blossom.
 You are mine.
 (I've heard that line from Sandra Lee before
when she talks to her phaux phood.
But she didn't use the word "blossom.
 I believed she used the word "sweetness."
 "Come to me, Sweetness," is what she said and it icked me out.)

Slathered condiments on fried, stuffed blossom.

Ahhhhh. I liked these exquisite gems. Barely there batter and a flower and BOOM! cheese and herbs! It's a party in my mouth. I'm eating a FLOWER! Thank you, Marion, for being the gadfly on my ass to encourage me and challenge me to make this. (I know Marion will get the gadfly reference, but in case you don't I've linked it.)