Saturday, July 10, 2010

Edited To Add.

This is from an earlier post. I edited it because I wanted to explain certain spellings and I'm offering my edit here since no one goes back and rereads posts. Here goes: Oh. Points for the Ku Ku Ka Choo reference. (Or is it Ku Ku Ka Chu?) Ticks? Anyone? Kathy thought the Ku Ku Ka Choo reference was to Simon and Garfunkel's Mrs. Robinson. I can understand that since I thought the same thing when I wrote it. Actually, it's not Ku Ku Ka Choo but Goo goo g' joob from the Beatles' I Am The Walrus. 07/10/10 4:36 PM ETA: I misspelled it. Apparently it's spelled "Goo goo g' joob" but you can see why I might have erred. Ticky, if I'd originally written "goo goo g' joob" would you have gotten I Am The Walrus? Now I wonder how the lyrics of Mrs. Robinson spell the Ku Ku Ka Choo. ETA at 7:10 PM: Simon and Garfunkle spell it "Coo, coo, ca-choo." Here are the lyrics to Mrs. Robinson: And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson Jesus loves you more than you will know (Wo, wo, wo) God bless you please, Mrs. Robinson Heaven holds a place for those who pray (Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, hey) We'd like to know a little bit about you for our files We'd like to help you learn to help yourself Look around you, all you see are sympathetic eyes Stroll around the grounds until you feel at home And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson Jesus loves you more than you will know (Wo, wo, wo) God bless you please, Mrs. Robinson Heaven holds a place for those who pray (Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, hey) Hide it in a hiding place where no one ever goes Put it in your pantry with your cupcakes It's a little secret, just the Robinsons' affair Most of all, you've got to hide it from the kids Coo, coo, ca-choo, Mrs Robinson Jesus loves you more than you will know (Wo, wo, wo) God bless you please, Mrs. Robinson Heaven holds a place for those who pray (Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, hey) Sitting on a sofa on a Sunday afternoon Going to the candidates debate Laugh about it, shout about it When you've got to choose Ev'ry way you look at it, you lose Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio A nation turns its lonely eyes to you (Woo, woo, woo) What's that you say, Mrs. Robinson Joltin' Joe has left and gone away (Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, hey) Here was my thought process: I am the Walrus. I am the Eggman. I am the Kitchen Monkey. Ku Ku Ka Choo. Coo coo ca-choo. Goo goo g' joob. That's just how Rosie's mind rocks and rolls. Here are the lyrics from the Beatles' I Am The Walrus: I am here as you are here as you are me and we are all together See how they run like pigs from a gun see how they fly I'm crying Sitting on a cornflake Waiting for the van to come Corporation T-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday Man you've been a naughty boy you let your face grow long I am the eggman they are the eggmen I am the walrus Goo goo g' joob Mr. City policeman sitting pretty little policemen in a row See how they fly like Lucy in the sky See how they run I'm crying I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying Yellow matter custard Dripping from a dead dog's eye Crabalocker fishwife Pornographic priestess Boy, you've been a naughty girl you let your knickers down I am the eggman They are the eggmen I am the walrus Goo goo g' joob Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun If the sun don't shine you get a tan You get a tan from standing in the English rain I am the eggman They are the eggmen I am the walrus Goo goo g' joob Expert, texpert choking smokers don't you think the joker laughs at you See how they smile like pigs in a sty See how they snide I'm crying Semolina Pilchard climbing up the Eiffel tower Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allen Poe I am the eggman They are the eggmen I am the walrus Goo goo g' joob Goo goo g' joob Goo goo g' joob goo goo g' joob goo goo g' juba juba juba juba juba juba juba juba juba juba juba

2 comments:

Kathy said...

No sense at all, but that's not surprising since they were all smoking crack then.

Rosie Hawthorne said...

Ummm, should I worry if it starts making sense to me?