Ouch.

 I know the woman color-coordinates

her kitchen with all her kitschy krap,

but now Sandy's matching her skin tone with her outfits.

 Oh my eyes!

 Today's episode

is brought to you by the color ORANGE.

I wish she'd done the kitchen orange too.
That would have been awesome.

 

 Sandy taste-tests.

 

 Love the reaction.

 

Is it just me,

or are the girls hanging fairly low today?

I think it's cocktail time.

 Step back from the self-tanner, Sandy.