Friday, May 14, 2010

If Rosie Twittered, This Is What She'd Tweet.

Communication problems in the Hawthorne Household: Rosie: "We've been having outages." YH: "Yeah, I have allergies too." Rosie: "Stir the rice please. Mr. H.: "The lights are on. Countertop? Meet head.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Good god. I'm not sure how we ever have children with these people. Silver lining - husbands have selective listening skills in WI too. Can't live with them...can't shoot them.

xo ange from wi

Rosie Hawthorne said...

It's like I tell Mr. Hawthorne.
If I'd have killed you when I met you, I'd be out by now.

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