I happened to glance at my calendar this morning (Sunday)
and noticed Christmas is on Friday.
NOT Saturday,
as I was (not) thinking.
Fast forward.
I baked 3 cookie batches today.
I was thinking the whole cooking time
about what I needed to do.
Since Christmas popped up a day early,
I had to send packages of baked goods
and other sundry presents
VIA UPS
out tomorrow.
Monday.
Not a whole n'other day, like Tuesday,
which I was aiming for.
(For which I was aiming. I know.)
Heh.
Those damn Bits 'o Brickle.
They're just rockingmyworld.
So Rosie set her ass in gear,
made umpteen trips to the
utility room freezer and near freezing fridge
to bring assorted baked goodies upstairs,
rummaged through my Christmas section
to find sparkly containers,
packed them individually with Christmas Goodies,
put them lovingly into boxes,
and put crumbled newspapers and bubble wrap
in the boxes to protect my precious cargo.
Then, thankfully,
Mr. Hawthorne was home
and he looked at how I was packing everything
and said,
"Give me that. Get out of the way!"
He wrapped the 3 presents up.
Lovely papers and bows.
Then wrapped the 2 Goodie Boxes.
Boxed 'em and taped 'em up for UPSing.
And they are all ready for sending.
I just need to go tomorrow to the UPS store
and send them merrily away.
The rest of the cookies
I'll pack on Christmas Eve.
I pack 20- 30 trays
and deliver them.
Give some to my children
so they can distribute to their friends.
I got to a milestone today.
And I was quite proud of myself.
I got everything baked, wrapped, packed, boxed
and ready to go.
Couldn't have done it without you Mr. Hawthorne.
I thank you.
And yes,
I must point out to my readers
Mr. Hawthorne drove me to Harris Teeter and Food Lion
to pick up all the items for our baking.
Several times a week.
You credit whore, you.
None of this would have been possible
without his tremendous efforts.
I've made 33 different items.
Not a personal best.
But right up there.
Nothing to sniff at.
I may cook a few more items.
We'll see.
Tomorrow,
I' ll take the 5 packages to UPS.
Then go to the $ Store.
See if they still have any more trays
to pack the rest of my Christmas Goodies in.
Then do a little extra special shopping
for certain special people.
I know what I want
and I know where to get it.
I do NOT shop.
I list items I want to purchase.
And I go get them.
Or either order them off the internet.
That's it.
I really don't have to cook anymore.
Wishing you lots of good luck!
ReplyDeleteI thought today, "she must be at 33 by now," and there you go! Great job, give yourself a pat on the back, and Merry Christmas Eve, Eve, Eve, Eve!